Grooms Wedding Speech - Humorous, but Not Offensive Essay

Grooms Wedding Speech - Humorous, but Not Offensive Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness a unique event in history - the very first and last time that my wife is going to let me speak on behalf of both of us. It is a privilege and an honor to do so. I just hope that, so soon into our married life, I dont let her down. Today has so far been a day beyond my wildest dreams. As a child, dreaming of my wedding day, I never dared imagine that I would end up marrying someone so intelligent, so witty, so popular, so gorgeous, and so altogether fantastic... (To his wife) Is this O.K. so far? Ladies and gentlemen, it is apparently my job to do all the thankyous. The first and biggest thankyou is to all of you. Thank you all†¦show more content†¦I feel immensely fortunate to have married into such a great family. My sincere wish is that together we can build a home that is as welcoming and as full of love and happiness as theirs is (personally speaking I also quite like the idea of five bedrooms, three bathrooms, and a big garden too). Of course, my wife is just one of three wonderful sisters but on the basis that the best things come in small packages, I believe I have landed the pick of the bunch. She loves her sisters dearly and really appreciates the help and support which they have given her, not just as her bridesmaids today but throughout her life. I would say theyve been a shoulder to cry on but frankly she has never been able to reach that high. Nonetheless, thank you anyway on behalf of my wife for all your love and support down the years and for making me feel so welcome. Of course the other young lady who played a big part today is our flower girl, who I`m sure you will all agree not only looked absolutely gorgeous, but also did a great job of handing out the roses at the church. You probably noticed that the roses, which she was giving out at church, were bought on behalf of the British Heart Foundation. This is a charity very close to our hearts - excuse the pun - because my dad had heart surgery sixteen years ago. In fact it was when I was going through my teenager years, although I’m sure thats just coincidence. It is thanks to the work of charities like the B.H.F that my dad is here